Quick question: What’s worse than being 28 years old and having your mom come to watch your rec league hockey games? How about when a minor fight breaks out involving you and your mom empties the urban dictionary of profane things to scream at the top of her lungs at the dude your fighting, and proceeds to be caught on tape.
Good God, I’d hate to hear what this woman would do at her son’s football game. Perhaps call out the linebacker that tackles him as being the deathspawn of Satan himself.
How she completely misses the bar remains a mystery to me. But I’d say it’s time her coach gives her the same speech Lou Brown gave to Ricky Vaughn in Major League. Seein’ is the most important thing, hun’…
Norm Duke probably realized at a relatively young age he was not going to be dominating his high school varsity basketball or baseball teams. But I’ll give him credit; the guy must have had perseverence. Because I think this video pretty much is the first time I’ve ever been jealous of a bowler’s filthy skills.
Maybe you remember the Season 8 Seinfeld episode where George is hellbent on using a comeback after he gets zinged at a Yankees meeting for eating shrimp like a pig. While soliciting advice on how to handle the situation from the gang, Kramer not-so-subtley suggests that George tell the guy who zinged him that George had sex with his wife. A classic insult, no doubt, but not one George wants to use. Well, when George’s planned comeback fails, he predictably becomes frustrated and relies on the old wife insult, only to find out that his target’s wife is actually in a coma. Well, let’s just say the following video shows what happens when you try to zing a professional boxer with some derivation of the old “I had sex with your wife!” diss.
Hmmm, yeah. I’d have to suggest that this guy is slightly more intimidating that Jason Alexander’s nemesis on the Seinfeld episode. Probably not the best idea to diss his marital partner.
My guess is that this guy was neither a physics nor a geometry major. I’m also going to guess that this dude was not nearly high enough, in either sense of that term, to successfully achieve this move.
Well it’s a popular day for football star murderers here on Parlayer. I don’t even want to give O.J. Simpson any coverage on this site, being that he likes to kill people and all, but if any media coverage of The Juice is warranted, it’s either: A) His Nordberg clips from Naked Gun, or B) This footage of Orenthal James being pummeled by prank callers calling him out on his murdering spree in a variety of clever ways.
I love at the end when the interviewer, who’s probably fearing for her life, tries to apologize to O.J. for the barage of murderer insults he received, and O.J. steps up to the plate to announce it doesn’t bother him as long as the questions are serious. Well, yeah, I can see that. I guess when you know you have a free pass to murder in the state of California, having people insult you about it would probably not affect you too much.
What a douche bag. Go back to stealing your Direct TV you piece of garbage. Too bad we don’t have a ‘murderers’ section on Parlayer I can file this post under…
Like it or not, O.J. Simpson had a legendary career in the NFL, which earned him a place in 2K Sports’ new video game, “All-Pro Football 2K8.” Unfortunately for The Juice, a judge has ruled that all money earned from lending his likeness to the game will go to the family of murder victim Ron Goldman, who won a wrongful death suit against Simpson and are currently owed the lion’s share of a $33.5 million judgment.
This unfortunate clip shows Simpson playing for the fictional team “The Assassins,” complete with a creepy giant robot mascot making a stabbing motion when Simpson scores a touchdown.
I’ll skip all the jokes about former Detroit Tigers first baseman Cecil Fielder doing a McDonald’s spot. I’m not going to say “Did you know that if you stab Cecil Fielder Big Mac special sauce comes out instead of blood?”, because I’m above that. I won’t mention the irony that the only legit baseball star in Detroit during the 1990’s who also happened to be like 275 lbs. plugged the most unhealthy fast food item of his time (if it were today, I think Cecil would be pimping that monstrosity of a chicken/potato/gravy/cheese/biscuit bowl that The Colonel offers). Instead I’ll just let you focus on a cute commercial when cubby little Prince adored his slugging papa and when said papa had yet to make a generous $580K donation to Donald Trump’s Atlantic City casino.
I hope McDonald’s gave Cecil some sort of lifetime food pass. Without a pass (or Prince’s money), I don’t think he can even afford too many Big Mac’s these days. He’s probably limited to Yogurt Parfaits, Side Salads, and Apple Dippers.
Let’s just say I, and probably about 99.9% of the people reading this, probably would’ve known in 1st grade that this was not the proper way to go about removing a basketball pole cemented at the base of one’s driveway.
Let’s also thank Brick Tamland and his buddies for: a) attempting to remove the pole in a method even Forest Gump would’ve advised against and b) being stupid enough to tape it.
There are plenty of sports for little kids to play if you, as a parent, want them to get outside and exercise so they don’t end up being listed on one of the most confidence-crushing websites ever. However, I would not encourage my youngster, even if they were a rude, thoughtless, little pig, to get on a piece of dangerous exercise equipment moving at a high speed.
Hmmm, maybe next time dad is on the bench press mom can encourage young daughter to try a few reps at 215. Perhaps that would result in mom uttering an ‘oh fuck’ rather than her spontaneous ‘oh shit’ in this video.