David Wade isn’t coming from the greatest political-sports pedigree with respect to John Kerry…
What’s the only thing that’s worse than working on the staff of the worst United States President of all-time, who is so bad the heavens now have birds pooping on him? How about working on the staff of the guy who lost to said worst President ever in the last election? As a former John Kerry aide, David Wade falls in the latter category, and apparently being a part of that group isn’t humiliating enough for him.
Wade has decided to throw his name in the hat to become the next President of Red Sox Nation. While everything I’ve read suggests he is quite the baseball fan and might be capable of filling this prestigious role, I’m going to go out on a huge limb here and suggest that Boston fans will forever associate anyone who worked for John Kerry as not being worthy of being a Red Sox fan, let alone the President of Red Sox Nation, for the sheer fact that Kerry once uttered the fictitious name ‘Manny Ortiz’. Remind me when I run for the soon-to-be-created Presidency of Detroit Tigers fans never to pump up my favorite Tiger, Gary Ordonez.
I wonder what other prestigious leadership positions Mr. Wade has sought to be a part of? Based on his track record, I’d guess he’s thrown his candidacy in the mix for the following positions but lost out: Detroit Lions GM, Death Row Records Executive Producer, Enron CEO, lead in next M. Night Shamalan film, and BALCO head pharmacist.
Oh well. At least Wade could be out Jimmy Fallon as the next President of Red Sox Nation. But probably not Drew Barrymore.
-NEIL
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