I think we’d all rather look at Brynn Cameron than Matt Leinart here…although I did seriously consider putting a photo of Nick Lachey up here…
Matt Leinart and his baby’s mama, USC hoopster Brynn Cameron, have recently been entangled in a feud that would make Bret Hart and Shawn Michaels blush. The argument has centered around support and custody of the ex-couple’s son, Cole. Cameron wants more money and says Leinart doesn’t do any of the real parenting; Leinart says he pays for lots out of his own pocket of his own free will and does a great job raising the kid, blah blah blah…
Needless to say, this dispute made its way into court, and the judge decreed that Leinart needs to up his payments to roughly $12,500 per month, however the potential incoming 6th member of 98 Degrees will receive joint custody of the kid and be allowed to spend Saturdays and Sundays with the young Cole.
I have a feeling this is exactly what new Cardinals’ coach Ken Wisenhunt was hoping for. That unbelievably awful movie where The Rock goes from being league MVP and football tough guy to a caring dad with a soft spot for kids is coming to life right in front of him with the Leinart-Cameron saga. Maybe next week the Cardinals can bring in some former gang members who are currently incarcerated to play on the practice squad so the kids can show everyone that they’re not delinquent failures. I’ve certainly never heard that script before. But seriously, if you’re Wisenhunt, how enthralled do you have to be that your starting QB now has to spend his nights before games picking the right brand of Swimmies and making that ever-so-crucial decision of Gerber’s versus Earth’s Best instead of analyzing the Cowboys defensive schemes? Actually, if it means Papa Leinart won’t look like this on the eve of a game, maybe Coach won’t mind at all…
As for Cameron, she officially is nominated for best celebrity mother of the year for ensuring that the greatest provision ever was included in the custody agreement, prohibiting Leinart from letting Britney Spears or Paris Hilton anywhere near the baby. Inviting those two over to help raise a kid is about as explosive as inviting Lindsay Lohan to an open bar in Columbia. Kudos to Brynn, although I might’ve also encouraged Matt not to allow any of the former 98 Degrees members around the kid, either. No one deserves to have a live, a capella version of “Una Noche” as their bed time melody.
-NEIL
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1 Comicpro // Jun 23, 2008 at 4:40 pm
You must not have any kids or any money to think this guy is going to spend all day watching his son and not have help. Get real. Besides this girl was no fool. She is getting 150K a year to make sure every month Leinert realizes he should have put a rubber on!!!
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