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Geordi LaForge needs to be on board to engineer any ship that’s going into outer space on a mission as important as one with the objective being transporting dirt from Yankee Stadium to a space station…

First off, apologies for the extended delay on posting - I spent the last week in Las Vegas and if you think I’m going to spend one second online posting blog material while I’m in a city where I have the opportunity to see Thunder From Down Under over and over again, then you obviously don’t know me.

Now that my justifiable absence has been explained, on to the news. It appears New York Yankees owner George Steinbrenner isn’t placated with building the most dominant baseball franchise of the past 25 years in America. In fact, Steinbrenner isn’t content that he has the best baseball team on planet Earth. Astronaut Garrett Reisman will take dirt and banners from Yankee Stadium into space with him with the intention of delivering the sports memorabilia to an international space station. There’s no word yet if LeVar Burton is committed to taking a hiatus from Reading Rainbow to play the lead role in this riveting story. Personally, I’d prefer it if the Yankees took John Turturo, Oliver Platt, and that guy who is playing Reggie Jackson solely to recover his mancard after accepting roles in Sex & The City and The Devil Wears Prada and launched them into outer space, thus ridding us of The Bronx Is Burning once and for all.

Actually, Turturo can stay based solely on his absurd cameo in He Got Game. But to hell, errr, I mean space, with the rest of ‘em…

-NEIL

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