
Tenative coverart for Hudson’s 2008 sophmore effort. Unfortunately, it will have to be in black and white and copied at Kinko’s due to the sales numbers of “Undrafted”…
Minnesota Timberwolves guard Troy Hudson has more pressing issues to deal with in his life than the seemingly inevitable loss of franchise player and teammate Kevin Garnett to the Boston Celtics. Hudson released his first, hard-hitting rap album last week, titled “Undrafted”. The album surged up the charts, selling a punishing 78 copies in its first week of release.
There’s no word whether or not Hudson has contacted Justin Guarini for information on how to cope with such awful record sales. But hey, there’s still hope for Hudson. The Insane Clown Posse’s 1st major studio release sold a meager 17 copies in its first week of release. Hudson beat them almost fivefold. Now if he can just paint his face up and find a cheap local pop to throw all over the place, he might be able to start selling a few million records.
Though nothing has officially stated yet, the underground is eagerly awaiting word of when Hudson’s sophmore effort, tenatively titled “Unsigned” (we’re not sure if this is going to reference his NBA or rap artist status), will be released. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to play my Shaq Diesel tape and my bootleg copy of 40 Barz.
-NEIL
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