Will Pacman’s professional wrestling career resemble that of the Mailman’s or the Worm’s? I mean, both were just oh so memorable…
Adam ‘Pacman’ Jones may be unable unable to get within a mile of Tennessee Titans‘ training camp, but that doesn’t mean he’s not going to put his athletic prowess to use in other high-impact athletic endeavors. Everyone’s favorite Pac-Attack is reportedly in intense negotiations with Total Non-stop Action Wrestling, also known as ‘the league of wrestlers who hate Vince McMahon so much they refuse to work for him for more money’. Apparently, if Pacman can reach terms with TNA, he will have some sort of role in the programming, but he won’t be wrestling as the evil villian. I mean, casting a guy who chucks $80K around in strip clubs that ultimately lead to his possible involvement in a shooting to retrieve the money as the bad guy would just be too unbelievable, so obviously such a script has no place in the word of professional wrestling.
In other news, all of the skantily clad stripping women wrestlers presently employed by TNA are all rumored to be ready to ask for their unconditional releases from the company should Pacman be hired. Nevertheless, TNA should pursue Pacman at all costs. Who wouldn’t pay to hear the cheesy, 70’s, monotone, Pac-Man music playing as the biggest gangster in professional football history saunters down the aisle to get beat up by some guy named “The Shark Boy” who dons the stupidest looking mask ever? Well, maybe I wouldn’t pay to see it, but I’d still watch it for free…
-NEIL
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1 Rosanne Espinoza // Nov 12, 2008 at 8:21 pm
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