Hey, I’ve gotten sauced on the links plenty of times and done unbelievably stupid things with my golf cart. I’m pretty sure one time I remember jumping on top of the roof and riding down the fairway from above, only to obviously go flying off. Something about a dirty thirty of Natural Light and that whole balancing concept don’t mesh so well together.
But seriously, if you actually tip the cart, a feat I have never personally accomplished, I would advise running the hell away, or calling the ranger for help. At least if you’re stupid enough to consider trying to tip it back upright while standing directly where the cart is going to end up when you lift it off the ground.
I guess if you’re not that stupid, it would be safe to tip the cart up and continue with your round. But as these Mensa members prove, it’s never safe to assume anyone is not that stupid.
-NEIL
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1 diane // Aug 31, 2007 at 12:03 am
Is this you or Fran?
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