I don’t see David Beckham jeopardizing that monstorous contract with the Galaxy by risking brining “The Lindsay Lohan” into his house…
Everyone’s favorite sober socialite “The Lindsay Lohan” apparently seems to think she’s got a shot with new L.A. Galaxy star David Beckham, and I don’t mean a shot on the field. Brandon Davis’ favorite ginger-girl apparently finds the Daniel Craig clone (Beckham) to be quite the hunk, and Lohan is set to do whatever it takes to get in between David and his spicey wife Victoria.
Allegedly, Lohan is involved in a $25,000 bet with her friends that she can get in the sack with David Beckham. It’s unconfirmed, however, that if Lohan wins the bet, the $25,000 will go to pay off whichever one of her grimey, fire-crotch, friends bailed her out of her morning prison stint today. Sorry Lindsay, somehow I can’t see David Beckham leaving his insanely hot (and seemingly somewhat level-headed - scroll down to the part about Posh and Paris) wife for a chain-smoking, coked out, rehab failure who likes to get blitzed off of illicit drugs and booze, and then likes to crash cars and get DUI’s. Something tells me the biggest soccer players in the world probably like to steer clear of an actress who have blown their entire career and probably most of their money because they like to attempt to smuggle cocaine into jail while they’re drunk and being booked for a drunk driving charge, all of this occuring while said actress is awaiting trial for a separate DUI charge in which she crashed a car, left some coke in it, and then bailed on the accident scene.
Although, if Beckham is forced to listen to “When Two Become One” on repeat in his and Victoria’s mansion all day, I retract all of my previous statements. I guess that’s the one thing that could drive anyone to leave a relatively sane, drug free, hot, famous chick for a washed up, coked-out, jail bound, actress.
-NEIL
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