Let’s work on getting your friend on the bar and disrobed rather than yourself, Mr. Rodman…
Former NBA bad boy Dennis Rodman is at it again. Rodman was recently spotted dancing at a bar - actually, dancing on a bar - at the Miami nightclub Cameo (scroll down about 2/3 of the way to see the story). Now before you assault Dennis for going Coyote Ugly on the club’s patrons, you should realize that it’s entirely possible Rodman was back in one of his convoluted stupors where he actually thought he was a woman.
But as the story goes on, there are definitely facets of it that do justify leveling a verbal assault on Rodman, namely the part of the story where it’s revealed that Dennis decided to remove all of his clothes and had to be begged by club security to not remove his underwear.
Now I would not be surprised at all to find out that Rodman has a degree in how to handle one’s assets from the John Daly/Cecil Fielder/Michael Jackson/MC Hammer school of financial planning. Finding out Rodman had squandered all his NBA money would be about as shocking as Barry Bonds testing positive for steroids or seeing Michael Vick at the local dog pound. Nevertheless, do you really need to result to doing strip teases for cash these days, Dennis? I can just envision Dennis going nuts on the bar as Right Said Fred blares in the background and a throng of guys like that one judge on America’s Next Top Model eagerly look on, hoping to catch a glimpse of “the real worm”.
Actually, never mind - I can’t picture that happening at all, nor do I want to. I never thought I’d be so proud of nightclub security, but I’m pretty sure they did everyone a favor vis-a-vis Dennis Rodman’s attempted strip tease. Kudos, gentlemen, on a job well done.
-NEIL
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1 bsdetector // Jul 23, 2007 at 4:55 pm
come on dude, thats bullshit that came from rush and malloy, who are about one step above matt drudge — or one step below, depending on whether or not its an odd or even numbered day.
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