Victoria Beckham does her best impression of Paris Hilton as a spoiled, immature, bitch
Toting the little Becklets behind her hubby as they make the move to L.A., Victoria “Posh Spice” Beckham appears more poised for life in the Hollywood limelight than snarly bloggers like myself were originally led to believe. Apparently Mrs. Beckham recently rejected an offer of friendship from ‘reformed’ party girl Paris Hilton when Hilton suggested they could be soulmates.
Personally, the only way I’m interested in any sentence that involves the terms ‘Paris Hilton’ ‘Posh Spice’ and ‘Soulmates’ is if it comes in a Google search for a new sex tape involving those two calling each other soulmates.
But if there is one positive to take away from this, it’s that Victoria has definitely passed the first test of showing she has common sense here in America. Anyone who passes on partying with a spoiled, annoying, drunk driver who has Suge Knight guard public bathrooms while she voms all over earns some major points in my book. In fact, I might even watch David Beckham’s first game with the Galaxy now.
Actually there’s still a better chance that I’ll attend the Spice Girls reunion concert this year, but I do want Victoria to know I appreciate the effort. Now go dominate MLS, Dave! You could really touch the lives of all 56 soccer fans in this country!
-NEIL
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