When you have the luxury of going shirtless and showing off excessive flab, there’s a good chance the ladies will love you…
Check out this candid photos of Pittsburgh Steelers kicker Jeff Reed getting all sorts of poo-poo’d in the club with some umm…kicker-calibur ladies. If you ever want to see beer goggles in action, take a good look at Jeff Reed. I’m thinking Reed is entertaining the concept of thinking Rosie O’ Donnell is pretty hot at this point. It’s a good thing he took his shirt off, because I don’t think he was sealing the deal with those two bombshells in the absence of showing off his rippling flesh and that wicked cool armband. Too bad Reed didn’t have the matching slap-bracelet to go with it.
Now I know that kickers don’t have to do necessarily be the most athletic people in the world, but maybe Jeff Reed should hit some Steelers’ minicamps and try and lose that bowling ball he apparently swallowed from his stomach. And who’s the dude to the left of Reed, Daniel Sepulveda? While he’s at it, maybe Reed can hit up the nearest Lady Jane’s; how in the hell could he ever get a helmet on with that absurd set of golden lox? But kudos for Jeff Reed using his ‘celebrity’ status to bring in the babes. Nevermind his that his Yokozuna-esque counterpart probably could’ve done the same with these girls by getting them each one drink. That’s beside the point. You’ve got to love those NFL kickers. I wonder if the degree of ass they can pull is based on their kicking abilities? For instance, if Reed is pulling in Felicity Huffman calibur here, Adam Vinitari would probably pull in Jessica Alba and Nick Novak would probably pull in Roseanne Barr. I guess I’ll have to ask Reed if I ever see him. Shouldn’t be too hard to find him; I know he’s probably at a bar or fast food joint, and definitely not at a gym.
-NEIL
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1 waterfrogred // May 8, 2008 at 2:55 pm
and went caught it then. sour, his
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