
Look at how caring Zach is. He’s ready to give you potted flowers…
Knicks fans can rest easy. The team’s newest malcontent import, Zach Randolph, is not really as bad of a guy as everyone thinks. Just look how friendly he becomes on Valentine’s Day.
In all honesty, would anyone seriously ever give this card to their significant other? How would you address your wife/girlfriend? “Happy Valentine’s Day, honey! Look how much I love you! Here’s a scary looking 6′10″ guy with a history of legal problems not smiling and presenting you with a gift of flowers in a pot!”
But yeah, Zach’s just a big teddy bear. Within months, he’ll be the Derek Jeter of basketball in New York. At least if he doesn’t end up on Riker’s Island. I mean, it’s not like his high school coach once dropped this following gem of a quote:
“I just don’t want the day to come where I pick up the paper and it says Zach shot someone. Every day that goes by that I don’t see that, I feel good.”
Oh yeah, he did. Spike Lee better stay alert this season.
-NEIL
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