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Video footage from the Phillies versus Rockies game on Sunday. The weather got pretty rough and the Rockies’ grounds crew, which surprisingly didn’t bear any resemblance physique-wise to the American Gladiators, got completely overmatched by a piece of plastic and some wind. Thankfully the Phillies decided to come out and help everyone get out from under the tarp. Meanwhile the Rockies were in the clubhouse singing Marilyn Manson songs and sacraficing animals to the Lord of Darkness.

Part of my commentary wasn’t true. It’s up to you to figure that out though. Good luck.

-NEIL

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