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Mrs. A-Rod Prefers The F-Bombers To The Bronx Bombers

July 2nd, 2007 · 1 Comment


Cynthia Rodriguez sports her shirt with a customized message for A-Rod’s stripper companion…

It would appear the wife of New York Yankees slugging third-baseman Alex Rodriguez has taken an unwarranted bitterness towards the world after finding out her husband has been cavorting with blond strippers over the last month. At least that’s the only reason I can come up with for why the wife of a man who gets paid about a quarter of a billion dollars to field ground balls and hit home runs would sport a white tank top with the words ‘f**k you’ printed on the back at a Yankees’ game.

I can just see Cynthia sitting at home, bitterly thinking about how much she loathes Alex, listening to Avril Lavigne records and ranting about how much she hates men. Apparently she’s getting a little too Avril with her over-the-top use of the F-Bomb. I can’t say this for sure, but I don’t believe there’s a pre-nuptial agreement involved in the Rodriguez marriage; Cynthia needs to stop doing Vanessa Bryant proud and drop A-Rod. Then she can take his money and marry me. I’ve only got one more thing to say to you Cynthia: “Hey, hey, you, you, I don’t like your husband! No way, no way, I think you need a new one! Hey, hey, you, you, I could be your husband!

Well, at least I’ll feel that way if Cynthia can get some of that bacon from A-Rod. Otherwise my only comments to Cynthia Rodriguez can be found squarely on the back of one of her garments.

-NEIL

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