Well, in the wake of the Rabid Wolverine’s unthinkable steroid-induced atrocity, here’s further evidence (which is much more funny than tragic) that we need to get a grip on this whole anabolic steroid problem. Forget Barry Bonds’ pursuit of Hank’s home run record. I’m more fearful of walking past the local dojo and having some kid like the immortal Wayne Dalgish who has no hair on his body other than on the top of his head attack me Donatello-style with a bo staff.
Maybe they should’ve had Cosmo Kramer fight this kid in that Seinfeld where he beats up the little kids at the dojo. Honestly, how could this kid’s parents ever discipline him? At this point, I’m going to stop with any sarcastic comments I have about a boy who looks like he should be on The Suite Life Of Zach And Cody being on a steroid-fueled karate bender, only because I’d like to live to see tomorrow.
-NEIL
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