Posh might want to invest in a shower if she’s going to start cheerleading. I could do without the dirt.
Victoria Beckham, or as she’s more commonly known to proud owners of Spice World like myself as Posh Spice, is apparently in talks with the L.A. Galaxy to perform as a cheerleader at hubby David Beckham’s first game for the team. After braving the temptation to commit adultery while playing catch with Derek Lowe at Dodger Stadium in front of L.A. baseball fans this past week, executives for the city’s MLS team have decided what they really, really want, and it’s more Posh.
The target date for this grand spectacle would be August 23rd, when Beckham is scheduled to make his debut. A source for the Galaxy perhaps summed up Posh’s attributes most eloquently:
“Victoria looked amazing at the Dodger Stadium. Sports fans went wild for her — and everyone’s been talking about those great legs of hers. The top men at Galaxy didn’t fail to notice what an impact she made.”
Not sure what the source meant by the ‘top men at Galaxy’, but it had to either be ownership/management or the other players. Either way, I’m sure that’s an excellent way to welcome Beckham into the fold; compliment his wife’s great legs and get her into skimpy clothing ASAP.
And I’m not really sure why I complaining about this at all. I’m pretty sure the only way I would ever watch an L.A. Galaxy game is if Posh Spice was cheerleading. Well, or if Sporty Spice makes a similar career move and decides to start hawking Busch Light for the team. I guess that would be entertaining as well.
-NEIL
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