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Heather Mitts Is Kinda Single!

June 18th, 2007 · No Comments

U.S. soccer player and super-babe Heather Mitts split up with Eagles quarterback A.J. Feely a couple months ago. However, things aren’t completely over between the two of them, as they may currently be working on a reconciliation. From Philly.com:

“It’s been hard for both of us with the long distance and other factors. Everybody makes mistakes and we love each other very much,” Mitts e-mailed us Friday. They’re getting together this week to “figure out what’s best for us in the long run.”

Come on, Heather. You and A.J. “love each other very much”? That’s not what you told me when I met you a couple months ago. I was kind of distracted by your short skirt and low-cut top, but I definitely heard you say that A.J. cheated on you with some bimbo, and you wanted to get revenge. Sexy revenge. “You came to the right place” is what I told you. And after sending you off with a warm embrace and directions to the nearest male strip club, I’m pretty sure I made good on my word.

-MATT

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