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For just another 1.8 billion, maybe Mark can grab both breasts!

I guess when you’re worth approximately 1.8 billion dollars, you can get away with not being the smoothest talker or the hippest dancer. That seems to be the case with Dallas Mavericks’ owner Mark Cuban, who looks to have imbibed a few alcoholic beverages here, and who also appears to be on the verge of sneezing and showering this poor broad with his slobber.

It would also appear that for 1.8 billion dollars, in addition to being able to sneeze all over a hot chick, you can get a semi-boob grab in without much resistance. I’m pretty happy I saw this picture, because now I know how I can grab a boob. All I need is a paltry 1.8 billion dollars and to own an NBA franchise, and I’ll have a hand full of breast in no time. Thanks, Mark Cuban!

P.S. - For an example on how to NOT pick up a hot chick in Vegas when you have fame and money, check out Bobcats’ chucker Adam Morrison.

-NEIL

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• Mark Cuban Grows Huge Beard To Spite David Stern
• Trump vs. Cuban: Battle of the Billionaires
• Mark Cuban Takes Being A Sore Loser To An Echelon Never Before Seen