Go ahead David, give up sex with Sonya for a month while searching for the perfect swing. We won’t think any less of you…
In a recent Lexus survey, 43% of golfers surveyed said they would give up sex for a month if it meant they could have the perfect swing in exchange for their abstinence. Unfortunately, the article doesn’t specify who exactly was surveyed, and I’m going to go ahead and bet that about 40 of the 43% who said they’d let their drivers rest idly for a month are probably your local hacks who haven’t sniffed having their boys touched since their 9th grade physicals.
But I’m a dreamer, and I’m one of the people praying that Phil Mickelson and David Toms were among those who took the survey and decided they’d rather pull a Josh Hartnett and give up the ability to have a stiffy in exchange for being able to knock it stiff from 190 yards out.
Maybe then Amy Mickelson and Sonia Toms would be out on the prowl. Because I’m sure if they were, they would obviously instantly want to find me and satisfy they’re cravings.
Or not, but I can still dream.
P.S. I would’ve included Tiger and his wife in this little post, but apparently they get way too offended when you make jokes about their sex life. I mean, what’s the harm that comes from faking someone’s wife in a porno mag? Lighten up, Eldrick.
-NEIL
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