Man, no wonder I can never win a fight. I never warm up properly. Next time I’m about to brawl at the bar, I’ll definitely make sure that I take a couple minutes to limber up and get in the right frame of mind before any actual punches are thrown. I’m sure the other guy won’t mind. In fact, once he sees how serious my warmup routine is, he’ll probably just concede the fight anyways. Then he’ll hand over his girl who, equally impressed by my boxing warmup skills, will have sex with me right then and there. Yeah, and she’ll even be understanding afterwards when I start crying.
-MATT
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